Post your text-only ad here for $10, but it must conform to today's rule*:
February 3, 2020 rule: Thine ad must sound Shakespearean.
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February 2, 2020 rule: Your ad needs to be 3 sentences in the pattern of good, better, best
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February 1, 2020 rule: Your ad has to contain a double entendre.
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January 31, 2020 rule: Describe your product or service as if no one has ever heard about it before.
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January 30, 2020 rule: One of your sentences has to be "But not the red one." and it should fit in with the rest of your ad.
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January 29, 2020 rule: Your ad has to teach us a fact about spiders
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January 28, 2020 rule: Your ad has to be 1 sentence with exactly 7 words
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January 27, 2020 rule: Your ad has to teach us a fact about ancient Greece
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January 26, 2020 rule: The first word of your ad has to be "Warlords"
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January 25, 2020 rule: You have to use at least one Game of Thrones reference
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January 24, 2020 rule: Use at least 5 obscure, outdated, or technical words.
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January 23, 2020 rule: Your ad should read like a movie trailer
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January 22, 2020 rule: Your ad has to be a poem couplet with ABAB rhyming scheme
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January 21, 2020 rule: The first letter of every word in each sentence has to spell out your product name (e.g. awesome ultimate driving indulgence)
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January 20, 2020 rule: Do not use the letter "S" anywhere in your ad
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January 19, 2020 rule: Your ad has to be formatted like a grocery list
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January 18, 2020 rule: Make your ad sound like a personal ad
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January 17, 2020 rule: You have to use the word "abscond" somewhere in your ad.
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January 16, 2020 rule: You have to use the number 17 somewhere in your ad (and have it be somewhat relevant to your product/service)
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January 15, 2020 rule: Your ad has to be structured like a 5/7/5 haiku
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January 14, 2020 rule: The topic is "Renaissance" and your ad must stay relevant to it
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January 13, 2020 rule: You must use sports terminology.
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January 12, 2020 rule: Do all sentences have to be in the form of a question?
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January 11, 2020 rule: The first sentence has to be a title of a movie
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January 10, 2020 rule: Your ad has to be written as Javascript code (make it easy to understand, but it should be valid)
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January 9, 2020 rule: Your ad can only use 4-letter words (not including your company/product name)
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January 8, 2020 rule: At least 5 words have to be in another language
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January 7, 2020 rule: Your ad should teach us something useful about the outdoors, and have it be relevant to your product
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January 6, 2020 rule: Describe your product or service as if it was a burger
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January 5, 2020 rule: Every word has to start with the subsequent letter (e.g. all bears can dance)
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January 4, 2020 rule: One of your sentences has to be "But not the red one." and it should fit in with the rest of your ad.
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January 3, 2020 rule: Your ad has stay relevant to the topic "candy" in some way.
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January 2, 2020 rule: Your ad has to be 1 sentence with exactly 10 words
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January 1, 2020 rule: Your ad has to teach us a history fact
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December 31, 2019 rule: The first word of your ad has to be "Ziplines"
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December 30, 2019 rule: You have to use at least one Star Wars reference
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December 29, 2019 rule: Use at least 5 obscure, SAT-level words.
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December 28, 2019 rule: Your ad should read like a movie trailer
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December 27, 2019 rule: Your ad has to be 1 sentence with exactly 10 words
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December 26, 2019 rule: Your ad has to be a poem couplet with ABAB rhyming scheme
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December 25, 2019 rule: The first letter of every word has to spell out your product name. No additional words allowed.
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December 24, 2019 rule: Do not use the letter "N" anywhere in your ad
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December 23, 2019 rule: Your ad has to be formatted like a grocery list
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December 22, 2019 rule: Make it sound like a personal ad
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December 21, 2019 rule: A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a Holiday Inn Express. He asks the bartender - errr, he asks the receptionist for a double. The receptionist gives him a double, and the man gets a very good night's rest.
A man walks into a bar and orders a Twinkie. Then he orders a Ho Ho. And after that, he gets a Ding Dong.
This joke doesn't have a punchline, just a lot of delicious Hostess snacks
December 20, 2019 rule: You have to use the number 17 somewhere in your ad
We are confident that all our sandwiches are delicious and are 12 inches long.
17 inches would be too much, and no one would enjoy that.
December 19, 2019 rule: Today's topic is the human body, and your ad must stay relevant to it
There is a misconception out there that Buick is outdated and not hip. Nothing could be further from the truth. Buick has been transformed over the past decade, a lot like every cell in the human body gets replaced with a new one every 7 years. Not quite that drastic, but you get the idea.
IKEA creates ergonomic furniture to fit your body. For example, our HATTEFJÄLL chair fits the shape of the human bottom really well. Come in to your nearest IKEA and sit in it if you don't believe us.