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Holiday Inn Express

A man walks into a Holiday Inn Express. He asks the bartender - errr, he asks the receptionist for a double. The receptionist gives him a double, and the man gets a very good night's rest.

Hostess CupCake

A man walks into a bar and orders a Twinkie. Then he orders a Ho Ho. And after that, he gets a Ding Dong.

This joke doesn't have a punchline, just a lot of delicious Hostess snacks

Subway

We are confident that all our sandwiches are delicious and are 12 inches long.

17 inches would be too much, and no one would enjoy that.

Buick

There is a misconception out there that Buick is outdated and not hip. Nothing could be further from the truth. Buick has been transformed over the past decade, a lot like every cell in the human body gets replaced with a new one every 7 years. Not quite that drastic, but you get the idea.

IKEA

IKEA creates ergonomic furniture to fit your body. For example, our HATTEFJÄLL chair fits the shape of the human bottom really well. Come in to your nearest IKEA and sit in it if you don't believe us.

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